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what kind of wood is the board made of?

the founder is a tale of a corporate guy stealing two brothers restaurant out from under them a good rule of thumb is if you're watching a movie with Michael Keaton in it, and he's not Batman, he's not the good guy

Yeah

not a great Jeffrey Earnhardt moment

oh shit

Oh yeah I remember her harassing college kids on Twitter in the Obama administration

Ouch.

I think her last cancelled sitcom was the end of the road. She’s just putting in the legwork before she costars in a movie with Stephen Baldwin that sells three times as many tickets as are scanned

Vacation brain was on and didn’t watch where she was stepping

The family was very upset we didn’t do more to immediately help when she fell in but for liability reasons that’s basically the procedure when someone falls into knee deep water

They’re gonna name turns after each other like Daytona’s Le Mans chicane, the name we all accept and use for the bus stop

do feel like i might throw up though, that'll probably go away

Still alive

Simply using how many episodes of King of the Hill I can watch during one bike ride nothing weird

that crowd would just post about something else they don't understand anyway

Just saw a Saturn SL1

as someone who once told a girl in college I was tired and needed to go home at 8:30 and then accidentally mentioned I was watching Japanese GP practice at 3 AM, I understand her. I think. I stopped reading after the first paragraph.