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This meme is actually what my DnD character, Pip Pinsky, does every week except with Shakespeare (sometimes Chekhov, lately the Odyssey)

My aunt came out late in life and I'm sure a huge advantage she's had for the past few years are that her sleeping buddies don't snore

I thought I had picked a soft peach, but it tasted liked a potato

As an Alumnae, I think this is tacky and a waste of everyone's time

Honestly? Lying in Dracula pose is very good for PTSD! (But why does he cross his arms? Aren't vampires allergic to that?)

My left leg is meh. I took off my shoe to put on a brace during the Odyssey on Saturday. The fire alarm went off and I had to remove brace, put shoe back on, tie said shoe And my friends are all bumbling around, "do we have to evacuate?" Like, lock in, I was in a coma last year!

Love saying, "shhh, night night" to my laptop at 11:00pm as I close the hood

My university roommate always wishes me happy birthday at or around midnight and it really is the best and most thoughtful gift these past 16 years of knowing her 😭

I've never wanted kids, but the recent forest fires make me think, "what sick nihilist would bring a new baby into this world?!" And I'm just getting the dregs of the smoke!

My birthday is tomorrow and I am, "can't figure out my new laptop, might need to do one of the programs at the rec centre" years old 🙃

N recently rewatched Limitless and sure, that guy's so smart, but do they show him thinking tk remember to wash his slow pitch gear, motorcycle equipment, and barrister robes before day of? No!

There's a big bug that keeps smashing itself into my window. Dude, it's not that exciting in here at 9am

I have 2 sets of swimming earplugs and I can't find either set. Gonna raw-dog it

I KNOW MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP, I'M NOT THAT SICK!!

🎶Fish and chips hiccoughs at 2am🎶

I'm going to turn 34 in 10 days and I just got I'D Heck yes! I owe it all to moisturizer and sunscreen!

Dylan MF Cease! ⚾️

We have new neighbours across the hall and their shrill little child doesn't have a bedtime and I'm about ready to come over and Mary Poppins that place up at midnight!

N: the Lemmings will do whatever you tell them to. Me: can they Fosse? N: what? No, probably not

I used to live in a neighbourhood where a lot of movies and tv filmed and it was a pain in the ass. I can't imagine living near MSG right now what with a certain diva taking over the place 🙄