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Commute so slow my phone charged on the way back from 15% to 32%!

Going to TJ Maxx for menswear: all of us fighting for space to shop the four tiny racks comprised of jeans mixed with active wear mixed with polos and suits. 300 racks of womenswear. Not a comment on the ladies, just society! I'm not opposed to wearing a dress myself, and I might after all that!

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Men. Ugh.

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Well fuck you too, Ken.

Going to go crawl under a big heavy blanket. Goodnight!

I typically don't enjoy superhero things all that much. That said, my favorite x-manses are as follows: Gambit Beast Nightcrawler Wolverine These may or may not reflect other asspecs of my life. 🤭

Up for some silly? ngl.link/mr.goose

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My toxic trait is I think all Americanized versions of British television shows are trash.

The Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited" is about an orgasm, isn't it? I think I'm just now realizing this.

🎶 Keep it in your pants. K-k-keep it in your pants. Keep it in your pants-pants-pants-pants. Your p-p-p-pants: Keep it there. 🎶

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Heard news that Noodles & Co is closing a bunch of their restaurants. Mid assembly-line pasta and overpriced. Good riddance.

I don't understand the appeal of running back to trash. Throw it awayyyyy!

Thanks, I hate it. 😭

Why are the tiniest little pin-prick pimples always the most painful? And the most bloody!