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I know you’re a joke understander! But that puts you in elite company on here

I’m with Propter, though I do want to note there are ways to be funny about this that don’t suck:

yeah I’m gonna start blocking people for being shitty to Will Stancil, a person who I do not follow who does not follow me. the slashed tire is fully nuts and if you’re part of the problem from here you’re likely contributing to whatever fever swamp conditions caused it

LMAO at the idea that Berkeley could be gentrified, as though it’s currently some run-down Bohemian area and not a very wealthy and fully gentrified city.

Also, cooking organ meat is very different from cooking lean meat (which is different from cooking fatty meat) and most families aren’t in a position to Le Cordon Bleu themselves up to speed.

yeah, I fear this is more likely to be the origin story for some sadomasochist than for a vegan

Group meeting, with cake and two dogs on zoom (and their owners)?!? It’s a good day!

No, distinguished guest, that's not a combination of Cheetos dust and chocolate crumbs you see on my keyboard, please stop asking questions

omg this is so far from right that it's hard to comprehend. My favorite is Côte I'Ivoire not having any coast, but Mozambique being (part of?) Ethiopia is pretty nice too.

I will say that a Cambridge professor's refusal to use an Oxford comma is peak academia, 10/10

None of these dudes has been in the same room as a naked woman since the day they were born, what are we doing here.

Mike Norvell as a carton of Snackwell’s reduced fat cookies, this checks out

I don’t want a fucking consumer experience, I want to fill out a couple of job-required documents and email them to someone else and then be left alone to live my life

I will say that a Cambridge professor's refusal to use an Oxford comma is peak academia, 10/10

It’s pretty depressing that Black academics will now be subject to even further levels of scrutiny their white colleagues will never see. And some people inevitably will be revealed to be plagiarists and this will be used to unreasonably question the qualifications and integrity of others

Aaron Rodgers when the Steelers hit the Eagles-Broncos-Texans stretch of their schedule:

Also, if one cared about opposing genocide generally, getting people on board with opposing a genocide would seem to be prudent

You forgot to complain that I called it soccer in my original post.

Would be pretty funny if his decision to endorse Cornyn’s opponent in retribution is what dooms his ability to get any of his nominees through.