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someone stop me? im dying for crunchy lettuce 😭

buddy’s dangalang is a light breeze away from joining the homies.

I forgot where my mom lives so i got off on every floor 😭

This is so good live *cues jon hamm dancing*

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Locs are hot as the fuck 🥵

omg i just saw the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile

“Did this group die?” made me scream 😂

There’s no lesbians outside the wnba or something??! Yall in short supply??

I bought the wrong deodorant and now i spend 10 minutes a day fighting for my life the crank it

Why do black ppl do outside church on Saturday?

Never heard of this. Hilarious that white recognize that they are so horrific as a conglomerate that “white” is a slur 😭

Have anyone of you called CPS on someone? Idk if anyone would tell me but can’t hurt to ask.

I feed mine maybe every three months and have bread in 2 days 😂

Had to read about fig agriculture bc i learned fig contain the carcasses of wingless male wasps that live and die in the dark to provide boy goo to make more figs. I thought, is that why figs a lil crunchy inside??

supposed to be in the car but i have the shakes and it wont go away

I am going to stab martin Scorsese