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I am Bill Wurtz’s profound lack of reverb.

I despise the cursèd “NOT FOR EU” mark of Cain that’s emblazoned on every comestible designated for us lumpen Brits. Evoking the tang of an “unfit for human consumption” stamp, this shameful label declares a base unworthiness for the cosmopolitan boulevards and arcades of continental Europe.

Sex & Drukqs & Rock & Roll

Tremendous.

I enjoyed this episode so much that I had to make an urgent “emergency ploughman’s” as soon as I got home. Luke & John’s tangy podcast is just one of the perks I enjoy, as I help keep the Quietus lanterns lit with my subscription. Tuck in! thequietus.com/subscribers/

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A ★★★★½ review of The Invite (2026)Four play.boxd.it

Hit a new daily record yesterday: 41.9kWh!

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A ★★★★½ review of Obsession (2025)Contains the greatest frown in the history of cinema.boxd.it

OK let’s do this

Did Nazi this coming!

Upon seeing the name of the new Beyoncé number, I expected her to have “put a donk on it“, herself being no stranger to the dance floor. I was disappointed, however, when it turned out to be fairly forgettable downtempo schmaltz. The UK/US language barrier was never more stark. youtu.be/Mv5f9Q2LJYM

Beyoncé - MORNING DEW (DONK)YouTube video by Beyoncéyoutu.be

Happy to report I generated an utterly deranged amount of electricity today. #solar

No Cs allowed!!!

I do feel like a bit of an outlier, being someone who avoids plastering relentless non-consensual footage of my kids all over social media, but stories like this remind me that it's probably for the best. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

UK parents warned over posting images of children amid AI sexual abuse fearsExclusive: National Crime Agency and safety watchdog issue guidance amid rise in explicit material onlinewww.theguardian.com

Masterchef is just so much more pleasant without those two dismal roasters at the helm.

What happens when you add Kym Sims to Daft Punk? Here's what! I have always heard in my head the vocal line from Too Blind To See It every time I listen to the Homework album track Phoenix - so I decided to make my dreams come true and combine the two…

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Kym Sims x Daft Punk: Too Daft To See It (Max Tundra Mashup)YouTube video by Max Tundrayoutu.be

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Mel Brooks on the One ShowYouTube video by The Jewish Chronicleyoutu.be

This cool breeze is marriage material.

This is STUPENDOUS. Ask a question, a random stranger answers it, pretending to be AI. Or you can larp as AI - you get 75 seconds to respond. Beat Claude GPT at their own games! youraislopbores.me

your ai slop bores meA real-time multiplayer game where humans role-play as AI. Submit prompts, give responses, and earn credits.youraislopbores.me