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Max Power Doesn’t Abbreviate

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Ready when you are, Sgt. Pembry.

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Where are you Where are you Where are you Hey honey I’m back from the work thing Shhh I’m watching Ted Lasso

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Another good move. New York should only stink at football.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

Now this is the kind of trash talk we can get behind. We’re containerizing neighborhoods by taking trash off our sidewalks and allowing mid-size buildings to trade in their wheelie bins for a bigger, better, cleaner alternative: Empire Bins. It’s time to put a lid on it, New York.

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You know you’re an extrovert when, during your sneeze, you’re queuing up the next thing you’ll say.

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Another sunny Saturday in Logan Square, another kids’ lemonade stand that takes Venmo.

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Don LaFontaine.

Nanoraptor

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

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Chicago air quality upgraded today from Marlboro Red to Marlboro Light.

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John Mulaney at Wrigley Field gave us all a Chicago Moment that we all needed. Buddy Guy opened for him! Chicagoing so hard right now! Four red stars and two blue stripes LFGGGGG

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Just corrected an LLM about someone’s accurate pronouns. What extremely modern task did you do today?

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I’m recovering nicely and can’t wait to get back to work for the great people of Kentucky!

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Mr. President sir, please direct all of your goodwill and attention toward the Green Bay Packers.

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Statement from the Vatican: “We’re good on sports jerseys guys, thanks.”

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