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Someone drives my by town exactly at the same time always blasting Mariah Carey's Obsessed. a) I always thought it was a Lady Gaga song??? b) someone's gay and has their return home playlist fucking memorized

In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...

Yes, I draw Pikachu a lot

Daily reminder that GDscript supports the Sumerian clay table alphabet, Akkadian cuneiform of ancient Mesopotamia. This is perfectly valid code you can write in your game:

I'll DM!

I maintain that there are plenty of assholes in the world who are decent people and horrible people who will always be very nice, and the least decent people deserve is to be insulted to their faces

One of my favorite "Maxi in a nutshell" stories is from back when I was 19. My boss told me that a coworker's husband was an asshole. After meeting him one day, I scream back "you're right, X WAS AN ASSHOLE!" I felt so bad over saying this behind the guy's back that I went and told him to his face

Absolutely! One of the services I offer is consultancy to consolidate a script based off bits and pieces you've gathered over the years! (And also, I love musicals nyeheheh)

If you give me an email address I can talk to you there, or if you'd rather send it in private, if you follow me I can DM you and we can go from there! Ty!

HIRE. MAX. One of THE most skilled and multi-talented creatives I’ve ever known in my entire life, hands down

Seriously hes the best 💪

Fun ADHD hack: you can go on google and watch a video of some dude cleaning houses for fun and then he suddenly tells you to get up, grab a thing and clean it, and it actually works

There were two men from Fujian sitting next to me at dinner tonight and I had to stop and ask where they were from because I just most of what they were saying, which is super NOT how it usually goes with Chinese for me (reading: great! Listening: oh no!)

My Chinese teacher/neighbor back in Japan was from Shanghai, and I don't know if it's oddly resulted in me picking out Shanghai-accented Chinese with great accuracy or if it's just that it's a particularly easy to understand accent

Artists, show me the first ever picture of an OC and the most recent. Cheating because it's not the latest picture of Sep or the very earliest one most likely, but two I really like regardless :> 13 years later, somehow. My little witch became a manipulative bi—

Actually you should hire me to write for you. I've written for indie animation and games, I've even done stand up comedy in Tokyo. I'm an accomplished comedy and romance writer. I turn people bisexual on the daily. You should... you should give me money... to write? And direct your actors too

"If you had done this with your game you'd have more fans" "if you had done that you'd have been successful" listen if I had a fraction of a businessman in me I would have just put a million pictures of Sep's whole ass in it instead of leaving it up to the players' imagination

I believe firmly that when we die we're all going to the same hole; both the grasshoper and the ant. I resolved that I wanted to spend life doing what I know, which is try my best to leave the world and the people I know better than I found them. There's got to be a more fun life out there, though

People ask me jokingly very often how many lives have I lived to have so many different jobs and so many stories to tell, and I laugh and look cool because I don't think anyone wants me to tell them what it's like to be raised more like a prize horse than a child

We can sharpen that up no prob! For narrative consultancy to help organize a story, my rates are 100 USD/h (usually, an hour or two is plenty to get the story on track from vague ideas!). For writing itself, I charge 0.15 USD per word!