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It would also be very 1996 to get overshadowed by 1995

Crosseyed can go big. There might be an unexpected Character Zero jam. Whipping Post was played in 1996! The possibilities are endless!

BILLY STRINGS WAS 4 YEARS OLD IN 1996! Why does Trey suck at Phish???

The Alamo. In the basement.

Smart of Aaron Nola to pitch a good game tonight. Raise your trade value ahead of the deadline. Maybe a team in need of starting pitching depth will trade us a right handed outfield bat. It’s a win-win!

I bet the accident was caused by his hat flying off his head

Need a rankings of the Jalens: Brown Carter Hurts

You sure about that?

I need to do my due diligence and see who the starter is from now on because I was not mentally prepared for it to be an Aaron Nola night tonight

This is some screenshot!

Oops! Must’ve missed that. How about Harden? Would he take $1.8M to come home?

Can we fit Draymond in on $1.8M?

Serious question: how many people does/did Buzzfeed employ? I feel like I’ve been reading about drastic cuts at Buzzfeed for 20 years. How many people can be left?

HE HAS BEEN FOUND story to come shortly

IW@TS

How much money has Cash Considerations made in his career?

The all-time stupidest way to die is to be a North Korean soldier sent to the front in Ukraine. It’s not the soldiers’ fault, I am assuming they are conscripted, but fuck, what a useless fucking way to go out

I want to murder people who ring my doorbell. Getting a bathroom redone in the house rn and every morning the contractor, a super nice guy who is awesome, rings the fucking bell and the dogs go nuts. Bro, JUST COME IN, IM EXPECTING YOU!

Gutfeld!

Can’t we do a Weekend at Bernie’s 2 with the Jamaican voodoo priests?