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Matt Van Horn

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Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist. He/him. ADHD 🇵🇷🇮🇹+ @mattvanhorn@mastodon.social @mattvh on IG (but probably not for long)

Matt Van Horn

1 авг., 07:06

Urban legend Safe sex Cryptozoology Assault weapon Fanfic

Merriam-Webster

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

Matt Van Horn

1 авг., 00:33

Give me 4 versions of you The car enthusiast, the anti-fascist, the art-lover, the black belt.

✨Directed by John Carpenter✨

Give me 4 versions of you I’m a brand new bitch every day

Matt Van Horn

31 июл., 02:59

I let one of my plantains get fully black, and I was curious, so I ate it raw. They're not bad at all once they fully ripen. I can't believe I went 58 years without trying that. I still like tostones and maduros, but I might consider using the real black ones in a dessert or something.

Matt Van Horn

31 июл., 00:58

Been thinking things over and wonder if I've taken this whole longevity thing too far.

Alan Baxter

Been thinking things over and wonder if I've taken this whole longevity thing too far.

Matt Van Horn

27 июл., 01:21

Gonna start an equitable cooperative studio for older programmers, artists and writers and call it the Elder Proles.

Matt Van Horn

25 июл., 03:11

Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.

Brian, Adventure Awaits! Huzzah!

Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.