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How all my joints feel as a man in my 40s.

Please for the love of god tell me the Love Shack is okay!

Thinking about the Odyssey, one of the things that stuck with me, whenever the magical world appears, the camera always stays locked in on the human emotion of the scene. Never a close up of the sirens, a reveal of the monster, always how is this impacting the character. Good filmmaking, init

Film Idea: Old Man Paddington An ageing Paddington Bear wanders post apocalyptic London tracking the man who stole his last jar of marmalade and by tooth or claw he'll kill anyone who tries to slow him down.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

David Bowie's Intense Look in LabyrinthALT: David Bowie's Intense Look in Labyrinthstatic.klipy.com

I think the world is ready for a Big Trouble in China sequel that’s Old Man Burton.

Finally a toilet for people who just want a quiet place to pet their duck.

Imagine having a bit of a rough time at work and then you’re boss, who you hardly see, decides to use all their means to murder your team one by one, put the onus on you, all whilst forcing you to work late and not see your family. I guess what I’m saying is the ancient gods were dicks.

Athena watching me boil the kettle for the third time because I’m British and wasn’t directly next to it when it clicked off so I now assume it’s ice cold.

New parents: I know it can be hard and daunting at the start but don’t worry, I promise one day you too will be incredible at picking up things with your feet.

I keep seeing so many people moaning about the state of film, but I honestly think we’re living through an absolute all timer of a year and we’re just over half way. I truly hope this is the beginning of a new era.

Money won’t matter in 2036…

By the end of the year I will have made a historically accurate version of Ebenezer, including all the muppets, using Grok.

This is one hell of a reveal and you know what. I’m here for it…

Getting back to my disguise as I click the “join meeting” link.

Charles Xavier you filthy hound 😏

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Coming soon: Groks Odyssey

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You must bend the knee to Larry the cat or his wrath will be swift!

Oh shit! It's happened people, Masters of the Universe is on Prime!! Do it. Do it now!

My brain at 3am going over every decision from the past 20 years.