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He made a cameo opposite Will Ferrell in Old School.... and, that's pretty much it

Pick one, Frank

He has to go. Immediately. The result of UEFA rapidly and successfully flexing political power will likely tilt the balance of power within FIFA back toward UEFA and larger FAs and away from the smaller FAs that have enjoyed outsized representation since Blatter.

How Gianni started the week vs how he ended the week

Hears 🎵 Play that Funky Music White Boy🎵 on the restaurant speakers and immediately asks to speak to the manager

I still haven't watched it but i absolutely loved The Death of Stalin, so i really ought to give it a go

The ultimate shitposter. In posters Valhalla. Posting from beyond the grave

Outfantino

Explaining to Chris Cillizza that Milwaukee has elected three socialist mayors

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Sandor Clegane if he had CTE and clinical depression

I think he saw/sees his tenure coming to an end and wants to create a parallel institution where he can grift in perpetuity while cementing his power of global football as a permanent pseudo head of state while becoming a global oligarch.

Striking while the iron is hot, I suppose. It puts the FIFA Peace Prize in new light as a quid pro quo, and underscores the Balogun red suspension as currying favor in order to secure his post FIFA career with a permanent position in a for profit entity with Kushner outside of FIFAs legal control

Still short of a boycott but I'll take it. Clock might be ticking on Gianni, though. This is effectively a very public vote of No Confidence happening across the board

Ole Gianni forgot to secure the votes before the measure

Fiorentina could have pulled this off

We went from "what if a guy married a magic woman" to, "what if a fat guy married a dime" Not sure what that says about our cultural moment but I'm sure it means something

Wild to think if you were born in the early to mid 80s you are were culturally closer to the end of Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie than to like ..... The King of Queens

I would be a chess grandmaster if my opponents were not allowed to have their pieces

I'm sure there is some clever succinct line by Lenin or Mao or some such about social democrats jettisoning their last remaining socialist principals in order to preserve the existing capitalist order but I'm too lazy to do the research, so I'll just assume I'm correct