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As recently as the day before yesterday, I was saying how it’s nice to have two favorite teams: the one from my hometown and the one from the city where I live. Fuck the Dodgers. Go Padres.

Ashley Parker still oof-ing her way through every cable news spot.

Ad tech has fundamentally destroyed both online journalism and population-wide news comprehension. Why would anyone read more than the headline when trying to read is a tedious minefield of stealth icons, jumping scrolls, subscription opt-ins, data collection opt-outs, and repeated page resets.

The federal government is recruiting, training, and equipping ICE agents to hunt human beings for sport. It is not an outlier effect that unarmed people are being shot in the back. Catching runners is the whole deal for them. It must stop.

Stealing Supreme Court seats is election interference. Hand-selecting White House press corps is election interference. Releasing seditionists back into the voting pool is election interference. Stalling out all checks on the Executive is election interference.

It’s time to admit that lettuce is unnecessary, a vestigial hanger-on of sandwich acronyms. Living without lettuce will not change us as a species.

Oh my god. 2016 was ten years ago.

$5 billion to make the wrong man not wrong.