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Good evening. Here's Eli. He's very handsome.

Blackhawks fan survey results, including your (correct) thoughts on the new start times and your (deeply, unconscionably, heretically and downright offensively incorrect) thoughts on the black jerseys: www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...

Blackhawks fan survey results: Did adding Patrick Kane, Bowen Byram affect optimism? (Gift Article)Did fans' sentiments change after the Blackhawks' offseason moves? Find out here.www.nytimes.com

The Blackhawks summer survey results are in. How did Patrick Kane and Bo Byram change fans' mood, if at all? Free to read: www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...

Blackhawks fan survey results: Did adding Patrick Kane, Bowen Byram affect optimism? (Gift Article)Did fans' sentiments change after the Blackhawks' offseason moves? Find out here.www.nytimes.com

The Mets traded their entire pitching staff for prospects and didn't get a single guy good enough to be in their mediocre pipeline's top 10? Another David Stearns masterclass.

On today's episode of The Athletic Hockey Show, @peterbaugh.bsky.social and Vince Mercogliano try to fix the Rangers. It's quite a task. Watch here, or listen on your podcast app of choice: youtu.be/rBVYPn_iLfM?...

How to Fix: New York RangersYouTube video by The Athletic Hockey Showyoutu.be

Man, I guess inflation hasn't hit starting pitching. Supposedly high-end arms are coming awfully cheap.

Sorry not sorry, Stars fans. (Also, @scottpowers.bsky.social's pick for the Blackhawks is NUTS.) www.nytimes.com/athletic/746...

Which NHL jerseys should make a comeback? One pick for every teamNostalgia is in the air across the NHL, and jersey talk among all 32 fan bases is a hot topic this offseason.www.nytimes.com

This is like one of those silly names in Super Mega Baseball 3.

You should read @scottpowers.bsky.social' story on Artyom Levshunov because it's very good. You also should read it because it includes a photo of Levshunov and a comically giant strawberry shortcake. www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...

How the Blackhawks’ Artyom Levshunov is embracing Chicago and committing to his next step (Gift Article)For the first time in years, Levshunov has found some stability away from the rink. It's helping him work harder to improve on the ice.www.nytimes.com

But *why* are all the AI flyers nearly identical? What are these people typing into these generator sites to get the same exact look every time? Why must all slop look the same? God, the future is the worst.

Me watching the Mets every night while the rest of Chicagoland watches the Sox and Cubs:

TMNT Michelangelo: Everybody Gets To Have Fun But MeALT: TMNT Michelangelo: Everybody Gets To Have Fun But Mestatic.klipy.com

New POWERS & LAZ: Darren Pang joins @scottpowers.bsky.social and me to talk about the Blackhawks offseason, what to expect in 2026-27, his work for NHL 27 and more: www.patreon.com/PowersandLaz...

Darren Pang on the Blackhawks, Patrick Kane, NHL 27, golfing | Powers and LazDarren Pang on the Blackhawks, Patrick Kane, NHL 27, golfing by Powers and Laz on Patreon. Join Powers and Laz's community for exclusive content and updates.www.patreon.com

The results are pouring in for our summer Blackhawks fan survey. Still time to make your voice heard on a variety of topics here: www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...

Blackhawks offseason fan survey: How does Patrick Kane’s return change expectations?The narrative surrounding the Blackhawks has completely changed, but how do you view their trajectory? Share your opinion here.www.nytimes.com

I've been leisurely watching every It's Always Sunny episode over the last nine months or so (never had seen a single episode before) and finished today. Here's my shocking hot take: It's really funny.

Take out latest fan survey and let us know how Kyle Davidson's busy summer changes your outlook on the Blackhawks, if at all: www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...

Blackhawks offseason fan survey: How does Patrick Kane’s return change expectations? (Gift Article)The narrative surrounding the Blackhawks has completely changed, but how do you view their trajectory? Share your opinion here.www.nytimes.com

I have closed out, reported, snoozed and blocked whatever right-wing jackass this is several times each, and Facebook continues to put him into my feed at least once every single day for more than a week. I swear, almost every corner of the Internet sucks these days.

This is the weakest, most beta shit ever. Snowflakes, all of them. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/a...

Trump Orders Warnings Placed at ‘Inaccurate’ Smithsonian History MuseumPresident Trump said the signage at the National Museum of American History would correct what a disputed White House report described as “extreme political activism.”www.nytimes.com

Patrick Kane isn't coming back to Chicago as a mere novelty/nostalgia act, writes @scottpowers.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/746...

Patrick Kane's return to Blackhawks isn't about nostalgia. It's about winningwww.nytimes.com

Going to see Metric at the Aragon tonight. I was looking at their recent shows, and how did they not play Stadium Love while in Edmonton a few weeks ago?!

Everyone's either shitting their pants from bad lettuce or has the measles from bad stupidity. Is America Healthy Again yet?