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DUDE THEY ANNOUNCED PARTY HOUSE THE BOARD GAME TOO WE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY

I ask this question every day

so you’re telling me they invented something better than sliced bread — not by making better things, but by making sliced bread worse?

you know what sure that’s going in my vocabulary

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you get buffs like PLAIN WHITE TEE: Enemies notice you from 25% shorter range PAC-MAN SHIRT: Gain $1 per Video Game in your inventory at end of round PLAIN WHITE TEE (WELL-FOLDED): Enemies notice you from 25% shorter range (WELL-FOLDED: +10% sell value per round if unequipped)

is is

the S stands for Session

unfortunately for you,

see you again in august

you’re not gonna believe how big of a sigh i took when writing this post

i summon Russet Orange in attack mode

my money’s on dekiru-ka

with a bit of imagination it looks like it’s complaining about the unironic use of Papyrus

wonder what the mystery game is

speed, wells, holes, level, random

you can adapt tetrio to this by replacing the first term with [TR rating]/25000. unfortunately almost every Wack Tetris falls into the "either very difficult or an endurance contest depending on skill, no in-between" category, so it's hard to put it on a scale like this

for legal reasons this is a joke. for illegal reasons here you go

computers were invented for programming crimes and programming crimes only