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And they love to project toughness.

It’s a reflection of every MAGA Redneckville: “We don’t need no city folk tellin’ us how to live, and we don’t need no smarts to handle country life. Hey, Uncle Billy! Time to go to the hospital which will be overrun by freeloading immigrants!”

That’s why there’s ice cream

Pride

It shifts the target of their anger

I think the crazies are the sane ones.

I got home at 10:30 PM, and a handful of people are around the playground, and they’re cracking up as one asks me, “what did you do all day pretending you were at Disneyland?” I whipped out the stamped passport, and they had nothing to say, but they always believed me when I said, “I’m leaving.”

So they all stood there as I popped in the car and left. I had the best time, doing whatever I wanted whenever I wanted, and I actually had a chaperoned double date for about four hours because I guided some tourists from Phoenix. I rode every car on the Matterhorn and watched the fireworks.

The suggestion is met with enthusiasm, and I say that I’m going to pop into the house to use the restroom and grab a sweater, and then it’s time to go. When I return, everyone is laughing and one person asks, “What are you going to do if no one goes with you?“ “ I’m going to fucking Disneyland.”

You remind me of one of my favorite stories. I had just turned 18, I had a car, and it was a Saturday. A bunch of us are standing around outside, trying to figure out what to do, and someone has to say something negative to every single suggestion I had. Finally, I said how about Disneyland?

I’m really feeling this today.

Dang it. I wanted Like #666.

I will. The post-concert plan involved a little gaming, music with dancing, a movie, food, and maybe karaoke. Without her, it’ll be gaming, food, and dancing in the mosh pits on Fremont Street. If I depended upon the company of others, I wouldn’t have done half the fun things I’ve done in my life

The former: Vegas. Be there for ACDC on Saturday. In spite of a date bail-out. The latter: Denver. No plans there as yet.

Great. Been doing it wrong all these years. I -know- I can get the crustiest butthole. That’s the secret to a second date.

At least you’re not a teenage ninja turtle

Use that line on the “Good Will Hunting” slot machine

This has Jeffries-Schumer-Klobuchar-Warren vibes all over it.

People have stopped buying beef, too. I can go to a supermarket in the middle of a busy day for them, and I will see a boatload of discount stickers on packages of ground beef. Even at 40% off, people are not buying it. Folks don’t even stop at the cooler, they just blow through the section.

The thing to do would be to point out that Trump is a communist. If communism is that the government controls the means of production, there is a shit load of evidence already. The first media person to actually challenge Trump to his face and say that he is a communist should win a Pulitzer.