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It's been HOURS and not one of you responded with DON'T STOP BELIEVING I am disappointed in you all.

I don't even have a lukewarm music take. But my kinda chilly take is that the absolute best thing to sing in a car is anything by Journey, with bonus points if you don't have a single word of the lyrics even remotely correct.

(begins the whole seance process) (halfway through, realizes, oh, right) (checks, decides that the cost of buying/transporting a black sheep is just not in the budget right now also not into the whole sheep's blood soaking clothing right now)

I, too, now have an Official LACon Program, with a table talk, a reading, and three panels! Oh and this little thing that apparently is supposed to be handing out awards and stuff? Sounds interesting! Full schedule is here: guide.lacon.org

....yeah, today doesn't have enough pain in it already.

(these retweets also happening because I have a large Mickey Cat on my feet who cannot be moved so here I am totally stuck stuck stuck stuck I tell you)

ANYWAY. Daily Science Fiction published between 44 to 47 of my short stories. As far as I can tell, Science Fiction Weekly hasn't published ALL of them yet, but they have published MOST of them without my permission.

AS I WAS SAYING LESS THAN TWO HOURS AGO

Did you miss it? Here's your chance to remedy that!

....if certain companies could just stop pirating my work for AI training that would be great, thanks.

.....this seems to be of interest to at least a few of you....

I not at all jokingly came very close to sending horror magazine Nightmare Magazine a one word submission once. That word? "Cigna."

....I was just smacked with a paw for the admittedly grievous sin of pausing a chin scratch while the cat was STILL PURRING. I know, everyone, I know. My punishment was almost certainly too mild.