Oh come on, Linux doesn't suck. You can easily do [thing you want to do] by following these simple steps: [list of unknown commands to paste in the terminal]
jenny tightpantsyeah linux is much more approachable than it used to be. one trick i learned in the past is to post something like "linux sucks cuz it can't to [thing you want to do]" and some nerd will fix it for you