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I’m absolutely sickened by this. The GOP option is a nightmare and now Acton is doing her best to out-scum him. What am I supposed to do? Vote for myself? Hey y’all, I’m 46, near Dayton, chronically ill and online, know trans women are women, and need somewhere to put my rage. Vote for me.

Yeah, but the altos need to at least pretend they’re enjoying the performance.

They deserve each other

This is not how I wanted to overachieve

I have the exact same setup. I kept it active while my kids were in school because it was the number we originally gave and they were bad at updating records. Now it forwards a message to email and I can just delete.

I apologize on behalf of the sane people in Ohio. Yet again.

I’m 5’6”! See, I can spout lies too.

People who don’t deserve free books are not my kind of people.

Lolwut?

I’m so concerned for Fauci’s safety

I went on prednisone today after I woke up with hives from the antibiotic I went on yesterday. I think my body hates me. I need ice cream.

I want to crack an egg in this man’s head. Preferably an emu egg. They’re thick. It’ll hurt more.

It’s a travesty that it’s double digits

The most effective option would be for management to show them the door.

Please crop dust this booth any time you are forced to walk by.

Because my humor stopped maturing at 12 I laugh every time I come across a smeg brand appliance.

Samuel L Jackson. My life requires copious amounts of the word fuck.

$5 days the model is bugged.

Why would anyone expect a cat to learn grammar and spelling? They have far more important things to do. Like trespass on helicopter shelves.

I wonder if they were blond before they were hired or if he required it.