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got my first dead to rights llm slop at work today (pdf randomly changes aspect ratio in a way that makes no sense unless it was just raw output from an agent that went unchecked). Currently deciding how long I yell

it is in fact fucking nuts to give the new york times money if you are left of center even if its just for games, idk what to tell your clubpenguin ass

XAVIER: It would appear that our adversary has created a device that amplifies telepathic powers; specifically, to tap into all the world's pornography at once JEAN: Charles, are you saying it's like a Cerebro masturbation? X: Exactly - I definitely cannot use Cerebro to do this every Tuesday

connecting to cerebro to scan all the annoying things people say to get blocked

underrated funny part of baseball chuds not believing babe ruth existed is how mad they would get if you said the same about jesus

ME: could God create a pussy so stinky even SHE couldn't eat it? CHARLIE KIRK: (Corpse does not respond)

"Does Frosty the Snowman eat pussy?", the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

alternate universe where michael richards doesnt crash out and now sells life insurance to idiots

mrs. met bad as hell. ditch the zero maam

doing an honorable deletion after making a reply without checking if it was made already. 🫡

Mr. Google sir, I will never pay you for storage. Fuck you

god cooked when he invented cats doing a big yawn mid-meow

wrote this as a joke but the almost certainty I have that someone prompted their own vows fills me with shame that I share a species

you gotta reply to your homie's jests w/ "KILL THEM" once in a while - its important for a joke to also be a threat

insanely funny to see people still sharing klippenstein's shit. thats an unfollow and mute from me dog

yeah ive smoked crack with a hobbit they wild as hell

they buried my ass alive in some stupid bullshit (dirt???)

haha same

The Mandalorian nutting into a little helmet he uses as a condom

Hey girl are you a pipe because Magritte's been asking