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Um. “Freaky Tales” is brilliant!

Oops! Almost missed Aster’s gotcha anniversary! My pretty girl!

You know, HBO, if I could afford to shop at Crate and Barrel, I probably wouldn’t be streaming with ads. Just saying.

Tonight’s yelling at the TV: Go, just so you can dump him in front of all of his friends!

This shitty little headache rebounding is not a great idea, however. I stg it was gone before I ate!

Tacos and flan were a great idea, @undercoveremi.bsky.social !!!

Fuck. I think my speakers on my laptop are going. Fuck.

I just read a “witch tip” that if basil especially grows fast and full for you, you’re protected by a dozen ancestors or one really nosey spirit. Weigh in, witches! @surliertexan.bsky.social (I wonder what it means that I can’t even keep cacti or air plants alive)

Can’t remember to get these damn things in the mail for months. Remembered someone asking for a dragonseeds podcast, found a good one, went back to the post and shared it. ADHD is a curse

I have no idea what was just in my elbow pit. I’m just glad I decided to wipe it and not lick it.

Bloody hell. I wake up for no reason at 3am. At almost 4am I’m finally sleepy enough to go back to bed. Within minutes there’s a loud crash. Smoochie somehow knocked the trash can over for no apparent reason. 🤬

It’s still going to be 100° at sundown. Temps are supposed to remain at this level in the foreseeable future. Feel a little like I’m in a smelter.

My level of tired is so awfully disproportionate to how tired I should be on any scale or measurement. There has to be a day I’m 100% all day.

Reading your posts

Funny Baby Says NopeALT: Funny Baby Says Nopestatic.klipy.com

Dreamed I was outlining a research paper. The professor recommended a source for me. I literally said, “I’ve read that. But now I’m not going to use it anymore.”

…thank you for being my community. Thank you for being community to each other. We have something life changingly special here.

Just so everyone in the US is aware, some bacon from Canada is being recalled. That’s right… Canadian bacon is being recalled. (It skipped an import inspection, which somehow makes it funnier.)

I am “that kitchen remodel is so sexy!” middle-aged.

OMG! The balloon popping noise in my apartment just happened again! Absolutely cannot figure out a reasonable explanation for it this time. Nothing fell. The cats were all in bed, and not doing anything. Of course I do not in fact have rogue inflated balloons. 😭

In “dumbest shit I’ve seen all week”: