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Not for the first time. *see the current president

Between this and the announcement later today that McConnell is dead (spoiler alert) the GOP will beat its own record for single-day beclowning itself.

Maybe the lawyers’ goal is obfuscation?

Start investing in guillotine manufacturing.

Haven’t seen the episode yet, but I’m guessing the answer is “eye-watering corruption”?

Maybe just an automated chyron every time he’s speaking which says “This is likely false.”

“The wisdom of Solomon” now means the exact opposite.

“I have someone from my office here who deals with these matters. I mean, not the person who actually prosecuted Epstein, because I fired her. But someone else.”

At least Roy Cohn had a sense of style.

It’s telling that MSNow is covering the Blanche confirmation more than Fox News is.

Adam, I think you’ve got a typo. That “on” should be an “of”.

Not according to Trump, but you’re only the Washington Post, so you can’t be expected to get all the news right.

Blanche is a fascinating nominee. Qualified on paper, but entirely unsuitable because of a total lack of integrity and ethics.

“While it’s hard to imagine, there must be objectively worse people than me in the world, and if you don’t confirm me my boss will find them and nominate them to be Attorney-General” is a hell of a pitch.

Maybe Mitch will deliver?

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And, you know, the president.

Presumably out of respect for the late Mitch McConnell.

Whereas Republicans made the guy with rape allegations President.

I mean, “dead” isn’t a status that’s likely to change.

Someone observed that you can’t take as fact anything Trump says in a press conference because he will agree with (or not rule out) any proposition put to him, no matter how wild. “Is the MoU dead?” “Would you consider using ICE facilities to lock up political enemies?” “Is your cousin a zebra?”