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Amazing what people occupy their time with.

Still hilarious that theres a bird called a booby!

Its the biggest turd that a Brit has shit out since Harry Styles tried to convince us he could sing!

Sunshine at Sundance...Now I just need Moondance at Moonpie!

I just hope its better than that overrated Operation Virgin Mary or whatever it was!

Thank God I never bought one of them cell doohickeys! I feel much better knowing I won't be woken up by my third cousin in the middle of the night telling me about that rash on his ass he got when he ate fried peanuts at Bob's Cashew Barn at 46th and Western. I just leave my ol rotary off the hook.

I'll even settle for a country that believes in education and higher science!

Ah, when I still voted for ol Iky and his party! Okay president even if he should have become a professional golfer instead and he was a good military leader even if I sometimes couldn't understand him when he mumbled through eating his chocolate eclairs.

They'll also fling shit at you as well and remember we evolved from those shit kicking, tree humpers and nothing much has changed.

Lindsey Graham is what happened when South Carolina went to the bathroom in the 50s.

Sounds good, Marky! I'll keep that in mind!

Um hmm, yep, um hmm!

One, she was right and two, Kris was one of a kind!

Ahh, nothing stirs the old stomach like Old Man Neck Jowls!

Funny little guys, I relate to them a lot, especially when they ram others with their horns!

Who the fuck is Jimothy??

What a deluded fuck! Some of these things for any normal person on the streets to post would be enough to have them committed!

God must have been stone cold drunk when he created the platypus and I won't hear anything to the contrary!

Looks like my late aunt after three days in the city on a bender

Whoever thought Gatorade was a good idea had worst taste than Amy Schumer