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Man i have one crow who i watched kill and eat a starling in front of his friends. His other hobbies include bullying the seagulls and the resident squirrel i hate. I think he’s protecting a nest.

Was driving behind a large Ford truck on a surface road and watched it veer around every single manhole cover. These were pretty flush to the road, not like they were craters. What do you think that truck does on a farm road, homie?

My inlaws sent bday money a while back & told me to spend it on something i normally wouldnt buy. So i commissioned a blanket & a scarf from my coworkers’s partner who has a loom. Blanket arrived today & wow. This from a digitized Russian pattern from the 1890s. It’s incredible.

Dear male loneliness epidemic, Let people, especially femmes, enjoy the same kinds of things that you enjoy without questioning the validity of that enjoyment.

Lollllll pretty sure the older lady on the phone just now didnt quite hear what i said but her response was a very enthusiastic ‘well good for you!’ I kind of love that bc i usually cant hear a damn thing.

I think in terms of concentric rings of triggered MAGA bro hell, having a septum ring and being featured in one or two videos posted by local news channels and seeing the comments might be one of them.

Somebody’s got a case of the Tuesdays.

Had to do two media interviews and an awards ceremony in one week and i think my battery is done for the next decade.

We crying to Mayonnaise drunk. Time for sleep.

My brother left this mixtape at home & i heard jungle for the first time. I was 14 & I dove into scene. Made many friends along the way, here and abroad, met my now partner in 2003 and we’re celebrating 20 years married this year. youtu.be/OVQCVE9yVTw?...

JJ Jellybean - Live @ Intellect (Chicago 1995)YouTube video by BrewCityMikeyoutu.be