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aladdin singing toto: i bless the rains down in agrabah🎶

i do not fw it sam i am

EIGHT ball pool? in this economy?

spartacus: i am spartacus! spartacus: i am spartacus! spartacus: i am spartacus! borat: my name-a borat!

hey look if you're schizophrenic you don't have to tell me, but the people in your walls should be made aware

que sera, sera what clitorwillbe, willbe

i feel like Shipt could have chosen a better name than Shipt

what about could have possibly deserved getting blocked lmao

clitoris implies clitorwas clitorwillbe and clitorwillhavebeen

i haven't been funny for about six, seven years

going to the gym after work to work on my balls (it's balls day today)

yahoo boy in a gmail world

she said she's demisexual which i think means she's into de mí

relationships based on sex start at the bottom

huge fan of when cats make those little chirps it's like 5% of a meow

whichever one of you witches just made me lightheaded and dizzy, OKAY FINE i will go out with you already

pronouncing the hard r (dossier)

that's why they pay me the small bucks

going outside to get some fresh air *goes outside and lights a cigarette*

evil hank hill has a wide urethra