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Hate it say it but it is fun to talk like the president and be incredibly hyperbolic. Cant wait to do it once it happens so the right people will start getting pissed off

You know who should wield the fucking sword? How about the girl who led a ragtag group of rebels right under Skeletors nose for 15 years and literally found the ancient relic AND the kings son in one go. Its bloodline shit? This guy sucks I am 10000% Skeletor oh my god

What the fuck do you mean you watched your whole family get murdered lose your sword on earth for 15 years and you don’t spend every waking moment of your life training this mf would be a marine not an HR clerk

Watching the new He Man so far Im on Skeletors side these niggas went soft as fuck

Anyone else notice the parallels of African Americans being abused as a global cultural resource and the actual continent of Africa being abused for literal resources. Im trippin?

Imagine being married to Zendaya and then cast in a quasi incestous film where Anne Hathaway is your mother. Tom Holland you absolute bastard for you, i hold so much hate in my heart.

I got kicked out of the Berkeley polycule for saying that ai clip of Trump and Biden singing that Chinese song is one of the funniest things ive ever seen.

Just spent an ungodly amount of moneynon broken bindings. Suneater and Malazan God help me.

Friendly reminder a song like this can will only happen once in our lifetime open.spotify.com/track/6eAIyn...

$12 for two hash browns and a sausage egg mcmuffin?? What if we all k***ed you?

Rocket money be like: careful, you might be a broke ass nigga

The great this about having niche interests is when someone is validating you it immediately becomes suspicious what do you want from me

Imagine driving in San Francisco

Uh oh I have a crush again

This song has taken over my life. open.spotify.com/track/37V1vO...

When i read Memories of Ice I had just started listening to Knocked Loose and Spirit Box and Dying Wish. I ran thru those discogs while i read that and boy lemme tell you.

Thought about everything thats happened so far in Malazan and started crying

Two facts i will never admit publicly: 1. I know the actual opening words to the Lion King theme. 2. A white hippy taught them to me.

Not even halfway through The Crippled God and these saxophones are l o u d lmao

This book is getting too serious.