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Everything I've heard of this movie starts to make a little more sense after reading this. I think the only thing that could save this concept was if it was directed by Clive Barker and turned into something resembling a soft reboot of Nightbreed.

It's up there with "STITCH INCOMING: (person smugly pointing up at an overlay of the dumbest video you've ever seen, provides no further information)"

omg there's a name for the Nate the Snake story

[weird route sound]

I remember a streaming platform ad used "doomscroll" to mean "I can't decide what show to watch," which felt like an attempt to willfully remove the original meaning.

I thought with that barrel torso that IS straight

Can't disagree

Extremely on brand if he survived a mountain cave-in at some point

Gotta be crawling with wicked step-parents.

Oh hey he's invoking The Shit Factor from Mage