"The Great Disappointed?" Buddy, what does your wife have to do with this?
Dan O’SullivanNope, nice try. Not doing this to myself. You'll have to kill my ass
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Профиль VivelyFormer journalist, current writer, dad, and games and horror guy, always and forever a Chicago Guy https://boxd.it/1yEZr
"perfectly willing to wear a boat caked in shit across my chest, but I'll ride that boat myself before I wear what appears to be a Dave Matthews Band shirt" is a very Chicago mindset
HarebrainedI redesigned this shirt after it occurred to me that people might not want the words “Dave Matthews Band” really big on their chest. Show your love for Chicago tour boats with this shirt, available now, and expertly printed by Exploding House ! #chicago
when I worked at a suburban movie theater I had to tell a visibly high couple that they could not bring their infant into a screening of My Bloody Valentine in 3D at 9 p.m. because we can't let kids under 12 into an R rated movie even if they're with their parents, they were so mad at me
Miles Klee 🦉is there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson
the most illiterate guy you went to high school with, who would shoot a book with a gun if he ever found one in his home: "do your own research"
ryan cooperwhen people say "do your own research" they generally mean "do not trust anyone with any relevant training or experience"
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Poltergeist SwimmingALT: Poltergeist Swimmingstatic.klipy.comGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
all-staff email with "TOP SECRET (EVIL)" in the subject line
Cass MorrisAlways a sign you’re on the right side of morality and history.
he's going to use the full 60 minutes to perform a Latin Mass on air
Oliver DarcyScoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
Blacking out part of the logo so it says "Taylor Arms"
The OnionProfits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer
American public school sex ed curriculum
10,000 Motivated RatsATTN: TRAIN GUYS!! Do not! 🚂🙅♂️ Lucky 200 Nikon n80 #filmphotography
showing up to my first day on the state gaming board, holding back tears of disappointment as I frantically try to hide my steam deck while the boss explains licensing and inspection regulations
woke stiflerwe badly need to decouple the word “gaming” from gambling
holding out for a historically accurate Dragon Ball Z
The GuardianElon Musk says Grok Imagine will make ‘historically accurate’ AI adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey
"I know kids who use training wheels and they're all cowards"
michael lutzIt's so cool that my parents let me be Garth Marenghi when I was five years old
dude is gentrifying the sewer tunnel that one merchant lived in from Dark Souls
onion personi’m a big fan of finding instances of what i’m calling “chambermaxxing”
damn they're even making bribery into a subscription service
Mark ChadbournTrump Media plans to charge trading firms for access to Trump’s Truth Social posts milliseconds before they appear publicly, the FT reports. The product, Truth API, is aimed at firms that rely on ultra-fast data to trade in markets that are often moved by those posts.