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Halo belongs on Xbox, not PlayStation. It's weird. Ports, remakes, and HD versions are wrong. Games made to satirize are wrong. It's a shame The Pokémon Company's lawyers didn't get PalWorld pulled from the market. Modding games is wrong. Changing the original concept and way to play a game is wrong

I have never understood #Destiny2 PVP. Do I play it, yes, it gives good loot. Do I get consistently shot once and die instantly, yes. Do I get any kills, no. But at least I'm close to 550.

I NEED MORE TIME! WHERE DO I FIND THE TIME TO PLAY Destiny, all the Pokemon games, all the FromSoft games, all the Metal Gear games, Helldivers, and all the little games I've purchased on PS and Steam?!? I need hours and hours.

No.

Outwardly, I'm a communist because I am a true believer that the political system would reduce or eliminate suffering in the world. Inwardly, I would be corrupt as humanly possible with that much power and I want nothing more than to spend other people's money for my comfort.

Remember in #BattlestarGalactica after the occupation of New Caprica, they spaced collaborators? I want there to be tribunals for #ICE agents. Every mask ripped off, but instead of there being a legal shit show for all these dudes, they just need to be quietly erased from society. No fame, no noise.

Ugh, my mind drifted back in time this morning to when I got Peacewolfed. Started thinking about the people involved and part of me wonders what all those people are up to now and part of me hopes that karma has caught up to them and they're all miserable. I'd rather not know and believe the latter.

I was in line for a federal position, fuckface. I had geared my entire life around it. Spent hours of stress to get to that point. The feds I support now are all traumatized and the project I'm working on is severely understaffed. Getting carried away is a huge understatement. Elon Musk is the worst

Fuck it, I'm going back to the old 1990s food pyramid. 11 servings of pasta a day sounds like a good time.

The fandom isn't and shouldn't be a replacement for mental health help and hygiene. If half of the furry population spent as much as they do on clothes/art/furry stuff on therapy, we'd be a happier place to be. Yes, the fandom is a safe place to be ~different~ but it's a place to get well from.

Here's what would get me into watching sports. Remove the penalties, all of them. Some dude got tackled and he's KOd, leave him, keep playing. Hockey skate slashed a dudes artery and he's bleeding out, skate around it, new challenge. Corpses get hauled off at the half and at the end.

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS

Just had a genius idea. Nationalize every single utility. Water, electric, gas, telecom. And make every new connection and modification to existing connection go through a federal approval process. You want to change your electric panel from 100 amps to 150 amps. Cool, it'll take 6 years.

Why the obsession over low testosterone? It's poison, figuratively and literally. It makes people aggressive and toxic. It burns up your heart and circulatory system. It's a bad chemical, we should actually we working on lowering testosterone overall in the culture.

I just want a classic sunscreen with the old chemicals back! Oxybenzone and octinoxate were great. I very rarely got burned back in the day with old Coppertone or Bull Frog. I'm in a state far far away from the coast, the coral means nothing to me. Just bring back old formulas!

These look fucking rad. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrat...

Castration Movie - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

DOG MELLY!! She's gonna love it this winter

The United States of America is and always has been detrimental to the global system. Sure, there have been a few things that have been good, but the overall 250 grade report is that it's a racist, fascist, horrible State. So, I will not be celebrating the day. Fuck America, fuck most Americans.

Just got HeartGold and tested it for authenticity. The collection is complete! I can move forward on my #PokeLab project!

I know that the shared part of the venn diagram of people that know the Sears commercial and the Zootopia abortion comic isn't small, but the even smaller subset of people who find crossover funny are my kinda people.