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Just found out Peter Thiel and I are Eskimo brothers. Get fucked Pete

We need to train crows to disable #flock cameras

Apocalypto is one badass movie. I’m no fan of Mel Gibson as a person, but credit where it’s due

Just spent several weeks traveling the beautiful American national parks out west. What an amazing land we have. Let’s save it from development

Ōdī et amō. Quārē id faciam fortasse requīris. Nesciŏ, sed fierī sentiō et excrucior

What if Poch benches Balogun?

#England has a monumental test against #Mexico tonight. #worldcup 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

My lovely wife got me an #amylandthesniffers LP for Father’s Day

The #waterbreak had to be introduced in an American #worldcup. Just another opportunity to sell commercial ad spots

Qatari soccer can get bent. A bunch of poached second rate wannabe stars from all over the globe who sell their pride to play for the only country that accepts them

I’ll just say it. Your team scoring a goal in a #worldcup game is better than an orgasm

“Larry Flynt is right!” Might be the funniest four words ever uttered #simpsons

Working from home is, far and away, the best during the #worldcup

Goblin night

Stupid planning by #FIFA to wait several hours between the opening game and the second game of the #worldcup

Matt Turner isn’t great #usmnt

Ape and wolf is the best team ever

Is it just me or is the national spelling bee competition stupid as hell? 1. Spelling acumen doesn’t mean much anymore 2. The kids don’t learn the actual definitions 3. I appreciate the dedication, hard work, and high-stakes cool, but apply that to something more cerebral than memorization

“I came and went like a bird in a foreign sky” - John Prine Why is this so perfect to me? I find it hard to describe. Something about freedom and exploration

Let’s go #Virginia !!!!!