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An entire Government led by idiots trying to bullshit their way through a book report for a book they’ve never read.

It’s quite telling that the one Democratic Senator considering jumping ship to the GOP is the one with documented brain damage.

You are completely correct, and as a sane American who proudly voted for Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, I am sorry beyond words 🇺🇸😢.

Oliver, why the FUCK don’t Democrats do this on everything? Rent out a ballroom in a hotel. Set up tables. Invite the press. Have witnesses. Epstein, crypto grift, ICE, policy for prediction markets, $400M jet from Qatar. . . The possibilities are endless. It doesn’t have to be “official”.

One third of eligible voters wanted Trump, and another third of eligible voters didn’t even vote. Ignorance and apathy.

In the 1932 election — in the midst of the Great Depression, bread lines, tenement slums in Central Park, and a third of Americans out of work — Herbert Hoover got 39.6% of the popular vote. Think about that. Two in five Americans said “Yes, give me four more years of this.” Dumb is in our DNA.

The short game here is to distract from Trump’s incomparable list of fuckups, and get Republicans on Sean Hannity’s show tonight with their gotcha clips those viewers love to jack off to. But the long game is sending the message to decent public servants that they have no place in Republican life.

Stephen A Smith has been ESPN’s Clarence Thomas for most of his big-mouthed tenure.

It’s on days like this that I think the sane blue states will eventually have no other option but to leave the union and form the Atlantic States of America or the Pacific States of America. There will never be any common ground with these lunatics. Hate and ignorance are their food and water.

Thank goodness we have a political party standing up to these fancy-pants scientists, with their fancy-pants “advanced medical degrees” who rely on fancy-pants “peer-reviewed studies” and fancy-pants “clinical trials” and spend years as “infectious disease specialists.” Real men eat horse dewormer.

We’ve officially reached the “Tina Turner was actually the aggressor and punched Ike’s fist with her face” level of this hearing.

“I want to avoid Covid. What should I do?” “You should mask, use social distancing, and get the vaccine when it’s available” “Fuck you. I want to eat horse dewormer and stick a light up my ass.” (8 weeks later) “I got Covid” “You didn’t do what I recommended.” “But doctor, that’s YOUR fault” 🤷‍♂️

I don’t see much of a future for a country where the most incompetent fuck-ups manage to ascend, while the most competent and decent people are driven out of public life.

The stupidity of this era might have finally passed 9/11 for me as the most astonishing thing I’ve witnessed in my lifetime.

Folks, there will ultimately be only one thing that truly saves the United States of America. And that’s voting out every single Republican at every level of Government — everywhere. They’re simply a cancer on humanity, enlightenment, honor and decency.

Here’s some advice, kids. Try to live your life in a way that millions of people won’t be saying “Rest In Piss” when your time on Earth is up.

Republicans want you poor. Republicans want you sick. Republicans want you stupid.

Scott Jennings just said on CNN that he and Mitch played chess for an hour this morning, thoroughly discussed the situation in Iran, then took a three-mile jog in preparation for a triathlon later this year.

Electing this man has the responsibility equivalence of putting a crackhead in charge of a chemistry lab.

He’s putting up Hitler and Pol Pot numbers, so let’s give him his much-deserved credit for his accomplishment.