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“It’s always some animals of this species are harmless, here’s how they look” 🥰 Followed by: “some will kill you in 2 seconds but luckily you can identify them because they are identical to the harmless ones except for this difference that is imperceptible as it lunges at you to end your existence”

Come to think of it the professor could address some of the concern here by reporting the correlations of his midterms and finals over the years…

Also my hot take is that NONE of those guys actually believe Dr. Fauci did anything wrong. They are doing this to drive bad press away from Trump. They do NOT believe he did anything wrong they just know he’s convenient. (Maybe the guy that sounds like foghorn leghorn believes it but just him.)

Can we start a Dr. Fauci appreciation thread and if any of you is famous enough to know him, send it his way lol I just think it’s shameful what he is going through today,

I beat Skyrim a couple of years ago and gotta say: did not care for it. It insists upon itself.

If you think your financial situation would be a lot better if you consolidated your streaming accounts and any potential duplicates you have, don’t even check. Live the lie. After years of thinking this I checked and it turns out I had absolutely 0 redundancies and now I have nobody to blame

I’d be primarily proud of the work and secondarily of posting through it because 😱

Shoutout to the people who engineer stoplights because those things almost never fall and it’s not for the wind’s lack of trying

I wish you had the personality of John Ralphio and also someone else had the personality of Mona Lisa Saperstein and then the three of us could hang out and, sure, I’d be the lame one but we’d have fun

Me: “Do you like any of the Taylor Swift songs I’ve played off evermore and folklore?” My husband, dead serious: “I only know the one with the goat”

Ok not to brag but throughout my life I’ve called out four affairs before knowing they were happening. I feel like after the third one it’s not a coincidence and this is a thing I’m good at

“Sir it’s just a minor parking tickets, $20, you can pay online” Me:

So it’s the character that is “Bazooka Joe,” the gum is just “Bazooka”???

There’s losing arguments with your spouse then there’s when Tom Spiderman beat Zendaya with the Umbrella lip sync. I’d be bringing that up every day like “oh you want to know where we should eat? You know what REALLY ate…”

All that was required was Milla Jovovich and psychology and I was hooked

"An intent to treat analysis [conditioned on a post-randomization variable]" nooooooo

This is also so stupid because of the five posts shown only one actually makes the case “the website was full but the theater wasn’t.” The other are “the theater wasn’t full” (2), “this money laundering” (1), and “wow front seats are hard” (1).

What’s stopping me from making my home look like the inside of a Star Trek ship other than my husband, money, lack of creativity, and the fact that the technology isn’t available?

The way my anxiety works is the airport announcer will say "Ms. Jane Smith this is the LAST CALL" and I'll go "OH MY GOD WHAT IF I'M JANE SMITH AND I FORGOT... oh wait a minute I'm not... probably"

“Profezpr LORENZO LuCee, your research on nanotechnology is truly inspiring. Please suit your research to the Journal of Nanotechnology and Life.” Me: “omg please stop I’m shy can I forward this to JCCP”