I have decided this humorous bit of text is about being a CSA survivor with a heart full of vengeance and a world full I don’t get no respect, A++++ no notes
McSweeney'sCaptain Ahab, woman, cries out, “From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.” First mate Starbuck replies, “You’re being super emotional about this whale. Maybe wait before making any decisions?"