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Definitely undercharged. Even Sainsburys charges more for a cake!

That looks amazing!!

Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, Disney, Marvel, or Ghibli

At least I got my weightlifting and steps in at the same time.

Rent them a trebuchet.

Whinge incoming, brace yourselves. Bloody Evri chucked a couple of big parcels on my balcony yesterday; I didn't notice but saw them just now when I was coming back from collecting H from the station. They're not even for me; they're for the flat on the VERY TOP FLOOR. Bastards.

🥰 how lovely. Congratulations!

How on earth can the fridge get so dirty when we've only been back from holiday 2 weeks, and it was clean before we went? Has there been a load of college students living in the flat that I don't know about?

I got a huge Jenny cuddle earlier. She's really missing H - doesn't like her going away at all.

Willow has deep thoughts. (This isn't actually true; the pair of them share a brain cell)

Not dull, observant!

Good idea!

And now I'm watching the new episode of Star Trek SNW in my lunch hour, lolling on my bed. This is why we work from home.

Just had most of a punnet of cherries and an almond croissant for lunch like Marie Antoinette or something.

Ohhh well done!!!

Have an Android phone? Go install the Nearby Glasses app. It will alert you when someone is wearing Meta/Ray Ban pervert glasses near you. It's a tiny app, by Professor Yves Jeanrenaud, of the Darmstadt University of Applied Sciences, in Germany.

They are the BEST naps!

Exactly - they'd have put the covert camera up in the pepsi can the night before 😆

Yep. I've just ordered a new mattress and the collection of the old one on delivery is £35!!! Checked the council and it's only £23; but zero if I fly tip it at the end of the garages like every other fecker.

Shrinkflation also applies to waste collections. The local council is our freeholder as well as waste collection authority; at what point do they realise two small skips (recycling and general) are not enough for 6 flats & they'd not have to hire someone to put bait boxes down if they just sorted it