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Dont talk to me till ive had my morning antacid

Indeed dot com just suggested that id be a good fit for cemetary sales

The main driver of technology is to make washing your pants and forgetting to check your pockets progressively more expensive.

My boyfriend in Montreal needs to find a home for his cat. Does anyone know of any resources that could take her in for a time, to be potentially reclaimed when his situation is better?

Were still awaiting confirmation, but witnesses have reported that they might be giants

Droppin' beets

You ever find yourself scratching your pits and thinking to yourself, "ooh ooh ah ah im a little monkey!"

Thinking 'bout the time i lied on the internet for likes

Snake is so melodramatic

Lil diner i love did a remodel awhile ago. Looks ugly. That is not what ive been paying them for.

Tea is gross and i hate it but thats probably because ive only had this gross grass water chamomile tea cause ive been sick. What should i try to change my mind?

Reddit dot com is a site where people go to whine about all the rage bait theyre falling for

Yeah gonna go ahead and schedule you to be crammed into The Cube™

Coughing so much my throat has been turned into jerky its so mf dry

Cant believe i ever took Metal Gear Solid seriously this world so goofy

youtu.be/tON1L1YIF_E 🥺😭

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Thinkin about how crazy it is that a guy named "Theguyfrombreakingbad" got cast in something called Breaking Bad.

Making a fantasy map for a DnD campaign i might be running! not done yet but its coming along well imo