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My dad trying to convince me over family dinner at the weekend that Travis Kelce is "almost as rich as Taylor Swift because of all those football contracts" and would not believe me when I pointed out that they are not remotely on the same level, hahaha

During a meeting last night, I went (provoked!) on a little rant about the 'vomit' draft, a term I frigging HATE. Here's why: rarely does one sift through vomit hoping to find something to keep. It feels like a negative slant on what *can* be a fun and interesting discovery process instead (1/2)

I have a fucked up story in the Eat The Rich anthology, available for pre-order now! "Inside a tank, seven people dressed in bathing suits and scuba masks swam in small, frantic circles[...] Number 3’s body looked familiar; I’d definitely groped someone with similar tits at a BAFTA afterparty."

Eat the RichCover art and design by Eirik Gumeny. If there’s a problem in the world — literally any problem — you can bet there’s a billionaire behind it somewhere, exacerbating…www.atomiccarnivalbooks.com

I realise this is a hella long shot, but does anyone have a copy of Gail Jones' essay “Without Stars: A Small Essay on Grief”, which was featured in HEAT magazine volume 7? I've come across the citation in my current research and it would be incredibly helpful to read for this project.

Brotherly bath time! ❤️ #caturday

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they say in a relationship there's one dog and one cat, but I posit it's actually one person who hopes that the hippo doesn't eat people and one person who hopes it does

Me: babe, there's a film at the forthcoming festival about a rampaging hippo! in the manner of Jaws! Z: absolutely not interested Me: it's like you hate joy Z: don't care. i bet it eats people Me: I HOPE IT EATS PEOPLE Me: and you don't even know the best part Z: ...*sigh* Me: it's called *HUNGRY*

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When you spend three years working on/obsessing about a book (and a thesis), and drive yourself harder than any editor ever would, it's nerve-wracking when your most important people start reading it. But also v gratifying when they universally agree it's the best thing you've ever written.

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Me: remember how you said you were excited to see me relaxing and not working this summer? Z: Yep and I'm still waiting! VIOLENCE

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I am NOT writing another book immediately after my PhD hand-in. I am TAKING A BREAK. Just because I'm writing a ROUGH OUTLINE for a new book that happens to include occasional FULL SCENES means nothing at all!* *my wife does not believe this** **(fair)

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