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Lots going on for me personally (Patti smith met the pope and Chris Fleming cut his hair)

Making a vibes-based chocolate espresso sourdough IF YOU EVEN CARE

I hate it when we’re right in the tip

Wait where the hell is Jerry???

I wouldn't personally mock a trans person when they bring up a valid concern and then keep digging in with another horrifically mean and unfunny joke, but maybe I'm just built different

I have been on a huge Lonely Island kick recently which is why, at any given moment, the only thing happening in my head is "Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)" playing on repeat

I'm areligious these days but I think the most compelling argument for intelligent design is the fact that the most effective ant killer/deterrent is a $10 giant bottle of orange oil that will also make your counters sparkle and your entire kitchen smell like sunshine.

I crinkled my old and withered forehead to write an essay over my exhaust as botox and fillers become the expectation.

This past weekend was a really bad one for me, and all I can think about is all the sourdough I could have been making instead

Watching old Jordan dunk reels and once again wondering why we ever got rid of short basketball shorts

As a St. Louis resident who roots for the Trail Blazers, I’m just overall really sad that this is even a conversation

I am going to die bitter over what St. Louis Bread Co. has become

9:27 am, 7/29 anyone listening got a brain washed like mine?

Back at it

I haven’t seen The Odyssey yet. Is there a part in there where he touches grass?

Okay but you all are going to go crazy when you see how I rewrote the odyssey using Batman Lego minifigs and a Barbie whose hair was cut off back in 2001

Back at the gym for the first time in two weeks and my headphones are dead

Many of the men in this world don’t want a woman. They want a stallion they can conquer and tame.

Idk I’m personally living for the petty Jen Hamilton arc

I hate you Win Butler