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Lindsay Ellis

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contact: christopher at nebula dot tv

⟳ Репост от Lindsay Ellis

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

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national guard deployed to keep people from touching the reflecting pool

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⟳ Репост от Lindsay Ellis

10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

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⟳ Репост от Lindsay Ellis

It’s not enough for Spencer Pratt to lose I also want him to slip on a banana peel and have his pants split open and then everyone sees he’s wearing heart print boxers and they point and laugh and he runs away to the Palisades in tears even though he doesn’t live there.

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⟳ Репост от Lindsay Ellis

Extremely funny to watch the right coalesce around “I’m in a bubble of morons, so this is impossible!” as an explanation for the LA mayoral results.

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