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the shopping carts at costco should have turn signals

i hate that every day i have to learn about some new asshole. why do they keep coming out with new assholes. enough

red pikmin should be rinsed and then soaked in warm water for several hours until soft. you can save the water for braising. yellow pikmin are best used for fast, high heat stir-fries. blue pikmin can be served raw after a quick rinse. purple pikmin should be kept intact to slowly absorb seasoning

ogre says what

me: the don't let the pigeon drive the bus author really phoned it in after the first one you: tfw your favorite weird twitter account starts posting about children's books 😬 the guy tied up in my basement and dressed up as a yellow pikmin: Baba pigeon book again again

ok time for some real art criticism. this series of kids books is so bad. it looks ai generated but it's not. there's no flow or narrative. it's just random sentences about different trains. and apparently each book took two authors to write

me: that baby's shirt shows a lion driving a jeep that says animal beach patrol. that's not his natural habitat woman on threads: So this guy on the train is literally looking at the wikipedia entry for lion. finance guy who goes by Aurelius88 on twitter: Without the lion, a nation's borders fall.

how about a compromise, anyone who blocks will has to fill out a form explaining why. this form gets sent directly to his phone and he can’t turn this feature off

just walked by a bar in my neighborhood and a tour guide was leading a group of european tourists into it while explaining what a dive bar is

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier

getting mad at the film adaptation of journey to the west because it's not historically accurate. sun wokeong

one of the dinner charts people got so mad yesterday when someone said they weren’t a real economist that they posted a photo holding up their undergraduate diploma. which is probably the coolest thing you can do in that situation

the trailer for the new movie in the mommy cinematic universe is exhausting. the timeline is so confusing with her face coming back again. i'm tired of crossovers like dada and grandma. and last time the food came in on train but this time it's airplane

really feels like the players should be selling flops a lot more by straight up crying. like why not, just burst into tears. go boo hoo mode

france-england third place game: mbappe scores 142 goals in regulation (98 for france and 44 for england) final score 108-106 spain-argentina finals: spain scores at 11”, followed by 85 minutes of defensive ball with no shots on goal, final score 1-0