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working on the first-ever video essay with shard collection mechanics

1. i love being the first person people think of when Bryan does anything 2. $100 says this is the leadup for a new product announcement. i have no idea what else it could be.

jane schoenbrun movie villain

eventually you run out of reasonable things to be dysphoric about and move on to some real bullshit. “noooo i’m 5’8” girl 🤫🤐

less than 2 weeks until my event in Malmö, Sweden!! (it's free 🌞)

who will be the first rapper to rhyme eyedrops and cyclops

some of you are in problematic gender-gap relationships

FUCK

I was deactivated when this came out, but HIIII i talked about first-person movies with Jacob and @patrickhwillems.bsky.social! was a great chat!

some people are saying i’m “doing weekend at bernie’s to my wife”. give me a break. first of all, it‘s friday

on the beach with my wife, who’s alive. having a blast!

this one’s been getting some love lately (thanks in part to the @jacobgeller.com shoutout) and man it’s been nice. it’s an uncomfortable topic, but i don’t think you can understand the 2020s without understanding what surveillance does to us.

just passed a black muscle car with the vanity plate “UNABLE”

anchorwoman** but otherwise yes i can confirm

just had two margaritas for $18 in new brunswick , the most beautiful province on earth

“Avalon Fast” is one of the best filmmaker names of all time. haven’t seen any of her stuff yet but you gotta give it up.

i don’t think i’ve heard a word about Benson Boone all year. nature is healing

hahahahaha wtf that was so good

about to see TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA 😈😈😈

Biiiggg new update post on the Patreon, where I talk about some changes in my life + the uhhh messy "third gender" conversations happening of late www.patreon.com/lily_lxndr/p...