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You ever think about how pent-up and horny a lot of conservative types are who don't believe in masturbation Like they never rub one out no wonder so many of them are weird around girls

So after the lion king was over you think simba solved the famine at pride rock by being like "okay so we don't have anything to hunt. But. Have you tried bugs?" And then some lion chud's eyes bulged out of his head

Furry with internet brianrot so bad they call standard filmed heterosexual porn "irl HMHF"

You ever notice how Keanu has been a guy with a computer in his head, a guy whose head goes inside a computer, and a guy in a computer inside someone else's head

I cant keep rewatching majuular's videos as my sleep videos over and over, it's uncanny when I wake up and know how much time is elapsed based on the first sentence I comprehend

I dont get parasocial with streamers I get paranormal (places a curse on jerma that makes his butt get smaller and causes him to lose subscribers)

Never fucking go viral with a post like this i want to rectally throw up this sucks man

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE BEATLES

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