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“I asked ChatGPT” Well *I* asked the Oracle at Delphi and she told me “Make your own nature, not the advice of others, your guide in life” so

I've been submitting a lot of work through Submittable lately and I wish the site had a feature that would let me block/filter out specific publications.

Five that describe me: Chai latte Alt-pop Botox (thank u migraines) Generation Y Social media And two that don’t: Cisgender Neurotypical

DC Finest is finally giving the people what they want! (It’s me. I’m people.)

QRP with your most popular piece on bsky *sighs*

*sighs* The first ten minutes had me believing this would be one of my favourite episodes of the show and how wrong I was

I love Star Trek’s insistence that “ships is ships” (space ships are sea ships in space), but it also makes me desperate for the implied space shipwreck folk songs. Give me Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in Space!

I fear I shall never play Smush this well again hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 31 1062 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 12-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞

People think when I say "I'm genderfluid" I mean "sometimes I'm a man and sometimes a woman and sometimes neither" but with me it's really all weird gender vibes like "gothic romance protagonist" and "Gonzo the Muppet."

hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 30 832 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 11-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞

I asked USPS to locate a package that had gone missing for almost a month and USPS promptly misdelivered it to the wrong state, so this is really not my week.

I’ve refused to eat unethically-sourced chocolate since high school (which was… a while ago now) because of the cacao industry’s rampant child slavery issue. I got an “award” in an environmental science class for being a bummer about it. Which was mean and did not make me less annoying.

hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 29 742 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 10-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞