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serious Q. what do we think is more plausible donnie wear diapers? or that he has never pissed/ shat himself at the podium during one of his dementia addled incoherent ramblings?

maybe donnie's exit strategy is to reignite the iran-iraq war and just slink out the back unnoticed.

in about 15 yrs my answer will be "unloading a .50-cal into the messerschmitt from inside the ball turret of a b-17"

as far as religious militants go, the houthis consistently do more with less. they're like the david cutcliffe of terrorism. consistently punching above their weight. very high W.A.R.

I think I am all in on Fleetwood Mac as the artist with the biggest disconnect between the drugs they were on, and the art that drug use produced.

credit default swap prices have entered the chat. always a good indicator that everything is fine.

been tryna tell y'all

the director's cut of the odyssey is pretty much the exact same movie except odysseus is smashing everything just like in the book

new cloud just dropped

guess the chinese bailout could only last for so long huh?

pinky herman is the name of my band

ossof does cross examination better than most attorneys and damn near every member of that I can recall.

mr. president do the american people have the right to know whether you have an exit strategy for the conflict in iran? THAT'S COMMUNISM. WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS COMMUNISM.

i worked at olive garden for a hot minute in college. their whipped cream security procedures would make the state department blush

its not like jeter gift bags but I do be sending them home with resistance propaganda. don't judge me

dunkirk will always be his masterpiece and i have some minor quibbles that may or may not be related to amount of edibles i consumed beforehand, but overall it's a pretty emphatic yes

i just want every question from every reporter for the rest of the weekend to be like "mr. president, does the fact that the major networks declined to air your speech live an indication that americans believe you have dementia and have stopped taking anything you say seriously?"