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Or died of starvation.

It’s magnificent.

🥺 Dexter was beautiful and such a character, I still miss your posts of him.

Well, we know it’s not Friday!! 😛

Ah, it’s back!! Anyone else had a Bluesky outage this afternoon?

“and I’m going to waffle at you for half a minute without taking a single breath”

😲 😋

I can just picture Esme walking round Marks & Sparks discreetly checking all the stitching of items and tutting at a crooked gusset.

Rude!!

News breaking that Police are treating the death as suspicious.

Well I come from Sussex and I love a Sussex scone best. Thick spread of butter (budder if you’re American) then jam (jelly if you’re American) and a great dollop of cream on top 😋 (Sorry, I don’t know the American for dollop)

Obviously someone doesn’t appreciate beauty when they see it.

I wonder what Mary Whitehouse would’ve made of this latest ick advert, the post shave itchy fanny! 🙄 Uproar I would imagine 😂

Going to watch Flavio Cobolli and Arthur Fery get hot and sweaty together 😊

Farage says “now is your chance to stick two fingers up ✌️to the establishment!” So, it’s vote Binface then. That should do the trick. Be like poking a short stick into a Hornets nest 😂👏👏👏

🎶Please release me let me go🎶 and enjoy stroking your overwhelming endowment to a messy finish 🍆🤛💦🥵

“loose granny” 😂😂

😔 RIP Dame Penelope Keith 1940-2026.

🍑

Beconase works best for me, found it to be very effective.