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Lexx Stokum

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Social Democrat.

DON'T FUCK WITH BEARS YOU ORANGE DIPSHIT.

Michael McKeon

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Nobody gives a rat fuck about 'falling shit' Nolan. PROJECT HAIL MARY WINS BEST PICTURE, BITCHES 🖕

Bobby B 🏆🏆

That's right. Nobody gives af about your "woke" hysteria agenda. Get bent losers! It's the movie of the year. Cry harder MAGAts www.wired.com/story/the-od...

000

I so do not care about any goddamn soccer game. Soccer can fuck off, and die.

000

Can I borrow him when you're done? Nothing serious, just a 45min spooning. Hell, I'll load your dishwasher after you eat dinner, howz dat?

Alex

Need a bf to spoon me whilst I nap, and then make the dinner with the stuff I bought because I am just a sleepy boy now.

000

Moat people eat in public. Most people have eaten in front of their kids, or their parents, or complete strangers. Want to try again?

001

Sex scenes in regular movies are DUMB. They don't advance plot, they're gross, and the entire narrative stops. Kiss-kiss and then back to the plot. #sexscenesaredumb

001

In the alt universe with POTUS Harris, we'd probably have established 2 new national parks, put at least 7 Epstein accomplices in prison, and I would have already showered & put away laundry. So I'll shower & put away laundry. Let's pretend Harris is POTUS & still do good. #POTUSHarris

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Nuclear weapons ended WWII in favor of the United States. That ain't nothin'.

Tom Nichols

The U.S. and Russia have lost four wars over the past 60 years, despite their nuclear arsenals. What do nuclear weapons buy besides the important function of strategic deterrence? Nothing. Maybe we need to rediscover this truth. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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It is easy to see how fierce economic pressures conspired into forcing you to devour those most numny ice creams. Men have died for less.

Pessimus Prime

Yes. But it was economical. I need people to understand this. I did not enjoy eating all. 3 delicious ice creams in one sitting

010

Once again, GenX avoids blame. Aaaaw yeah! We're awesome! #GenX

Bradley P. Moss

On behalf of all Elder Millennials, I can state that the Vice President does not speak or engage in behavior consistent with our generation. He is what we might call a Zi-llennial with a fondness for Boomerism and a book of your father’s old jokes.

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