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Please admire his shape thank you

For lunch I had a criminally underrated Top Five Treat of Summer: My first tomato sandwich of the season. Tomatoes, a little mayo (I use Kewpie), salt, white bread. For extra decadence, sliced brioche. Heaven. Do not @ me with your annoying mayo issues.

Hey fellow Gen X friends, here’s something fun for you. Who remembers those cheap black torchiere lamps everyone had? Did you know they’re now a hot item on eBay priced from $150-225 for uncanny valley 90s nostalgia reenactments that look nothing like the 90s?

Etsy suggested I might like this "abstract" metal sculpture which of course I clicked on and which of course I am sharing with all of you. I'm helpfully providing the link because I'm 100% sure one of you is going to buy it. Additional details provided in the alt text. www.etsy.com/listing/4342...

@niedermeyer.online did a lot of people send this to you already www.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...

From the wallstreetbets community on Reddit: Elon has ruined meExplore this post and more from the wallstreetbets communitywww.reddit.com

@fucktheory.bsky.social I really wish I had not gone two years without seeing your GM/Wham! article, because it is wonderful

This text I just sent a friend kinda sums up the national mood lately