Профиль

It looks like I'm going to Rotterdam later this month. Forest polder fox, here I come! 🦊

I'm effectively too old to immigrate to Canada unless I were to become fluent in French, in which case I'd have a pretty strong application. Qui veut me parler français ? 😏🍁

tfw you get 100 on your sleep score

President addresses the nation about electron fraud. We had a perfectly good energy barrier. Very strong barrier. Then electrons just appeared on the other side. "Scientists" always talking about hidden variables and quantum tunnelling. They admit there's a tunnel! These electrons are rigged! ⚛︎

Absolute certainty is the worst thought-terminating concept of all time and there's nothing that can convince me otherwise. 😏

I went to my first rock concert in 1991. The magic of hearing live music from one of the most influential rock bands in history took a strange turn when Axl Rose went on a homophobic rant about how he saw two guys kissing, whipping the whole crowd into an angry frenzy. [1/2]

An alumni booklet from my HS came with a 2pg spread featuring the grossest bully writing about the importance of character and that "how you treat people, that's who you are." 100% agreed. He was a real piece of shit. Today, I hope his actions match his rhetoric and that he's living his best life. 🕊️

Why do we call it 'storytelling' when a writer is supposed to 'show, not tell'? Maybe the craft should be called 'storyshowing'.

yote grabbin' a pack of smokes

People misspell my name all the time when replying to my messages. Every darned day. So I've devised a clever way to help everyone spell my (or anybody's) name correctly: Step 1. Look at how the sender spells their name in the message or email that you're replying to. Step 2. Spell it like that.