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gosh darnit what in tarnation

soup kid's afraid to eat his soup

why is there no racing who allowed this

She got them psl's

A monster truck but it's just named Randy Quaid

fuck it monster trucks

Do I have to watch all of 3rd Rock from the Sun in order to have all the back story to watch 30 Rock?

Lexiphanic! At the disco

*John Lennon voice* 🎶 When I hold you, in my ass And I feel my prostate on your weiner 🎶

You are 95% hot, 35.83% crazy, which places you in the marriage zone. OK so where is MY WIFE then

Instruct me how to Douglas

Still one of my all time favorite videos

fuckin worms are eating my ass

this has stuck with me since i read it a couple days ago and it's some solid advice

One of the big things I miss about Twitter versus here is the accessibility to pester celebrities and companies as a bit

In the never-ending Pursuit for the next bit I think a good candidate would be wearing a hard hat and high-vis safety vest, standing on the side of the road, and just waiving people on constantly.

@ailurouge.bsky.social you're one of those people I assumed I was following but apparently wasn't