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I trained Teddy to go find her toy anywhere in the apartment and I’ve never been such a proud dog mom 🥹 she’s so smart 😭

There definitely were some good songs on Petal. I’m not the biggest fan of her music but I think that may be more Max Martins fault than hers tbh 😬

I asked a nurse in the ER a couple months ago if I could have a nervous system transplant and she laughed…I was so serious though 😭

Watched a bumble bee drink pollen from one of my flowers this morning and the world felt peaceful for at least 30 seconds. Nature is so healing. And then you come back to reality where everything is a dumpster fire 🙃

I’ve been staying away more from here because of all the drama on my skyline but I hope you all are okay and taking care of yourselves 💕 I’ve been soooo sleepy lately. Probably gonna fall asleep while listening to Petal tbh I can’t seem to stay awake to listen to a whole album on release night lol

I was not familiar with Rebecca Ferguson’s game.

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I believe with every fiber of my being that my dog understands every word I say. She’s so smart 😭 I swear she’s part human.

I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind.

Nothing makes me have more parasocial feelings than when I go to a concert and the artist plays the surprise song I hoped for.

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Sooo has anyone who has analyzed the song Robin ever thought about it being a metaphor for the robin from the secret garden which she references in I hate it here? I’m curious people’s thoughts.

Live footage of me in June 2024 having a New Romantics meltdown after Us by Gracie Abrams was released. feat. My broken finger that now has a screw in it fusing the joint 🫠

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One day you’ll be living life and doing your hair and suddenly realize you’ve had the same hair straightener for 15 years then internally panic about where the hell time went. I really don’t feel my age 😆 I’m a 31 year old in the body of 70 year old with the mind of 20 year old.

I miss when they made shows like Sense8 and the OA. That era of tv was so good.

These are the kind of drunk messages I send to my best friend. She has absolutely no interest in TS btw 😆 idk why the phrase “carpet muncher” makes me laugh so much lmao

What’s the performance artlor 411 this week?

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This is the longest business trip my husband has gone on since we’ve gotten together and it feels so weird being alone 😭 our houseguests that are staying until they get on their feet are still here which is great but they are like 18 and 19…not much I have in common with kids that age lmao

I wish Mamdani was my mayor 😭

Anyone else have allergies from hell this year? I’ve had sinus headaches and congestion almost daily for the last 6 months 😭 I’m so medically burnt out though sooo I’ll be fine lol

My cat cuddling with my dog will always be the cutest thing ever. I can never get a good photo because it always happens in the middle of the night 😭

Idk how anyone uses Genius without an ad blocker. It’s literally not even useable on my phone.