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laserjet4000

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I do security stuff. If what you are doing in life makes you happy and doesn't harm others, carry on. GLHF

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When my last kid moves out of my house, I'm going to stand in the middle of my living room and declare: "all my apes gone"

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My work gives me opportunity to talk to a lot of Chinese expats. Let me tell you: China has broom technology and efficient sweeping on lock. They can sweep anything. They can sweep water off a flooded street. I bet if you fart, they can sweep it out of the air, leaving only the clean air behind.

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Correction guy image macro "Alabama*"

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One of the best things to come out of genAI are AI porn glitches. Absolute peak humor. Seeing a guy's penis detach mid-coitus and spin around like the Glaive from "Krull" is comedy gold.

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I forgot how bad a movie Transformers is. Stupid plot. Nonsensical dialogue. Ugly visuals. Everyone in themovie looks over-tanned and greasy. Plus the robots look terrible. Just clouds of floating metal pieces. Reminds me of "Sledgehammer".

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The AC unit in my hotel room has a button labeled "Fan". Without my glasses on, it looks like "Fart". My initial, brain dead thought was, "Cool! The AC has a setting for if I fart in the room and want to clear out the smell!"

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Eating myself to death in Chicago Chinatown. Went into one shop and they are selling brass knuckles, which was surprising. Where I grew up, that was a trip to jail for an illegal weapon. They are illegal in Illinois too, but legal in a lot of other states surprisingly.

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Unfortunate that Masters of the Universe isn't doing well in theatres. It is a genuinely fun movie. Not a great movie. It won't be remembered for being good at any particular thing (characters, story, cinematography, music, etc.), but it is worth a watch.

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Don't be someone else's exit liquidity.

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I heard a guy in Costco ask ChatGPT how to store dry coffee. We are cooked. There's going to be a large subset of the population that can't think their way out of a wet paper bag.

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I wondder if one of the unstated goals of the genAI hype is driving down wages?

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Remember Microsoft Tag? I was going through some old files and ran across the first Tags I made. The backgrounds were all of Kobe Bryant dunking.

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